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Answer the following
questions and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
OK, relax, clear your mind and...begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go
to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." Now What do cows
drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may
even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World." If
you said "water," proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is
made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and
a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these
questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Thirty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO
of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt
an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
"no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would
you bury the survivors?. . . in East Germany or West Germany or in
"no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every
minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other
than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far,
but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and
exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator-You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
